Meet the Parents

My doll Sage's parents are here, woo!
Once upon a time there was a really tall woman named Lana. Every man was deterred by her large stature except one man... Remy Saada. He was not intimidated by her height, and the lady was surprised.
Chase as he may, Lana did not want to date a man shorter than herself. That was until Remy told the woman to give him just one date. After a long while of denying him, she finally complied. He didn't treat
her like anything less than a lady because she was larger than him. Lana was impressed by his chivilry... and the rest, as they say, is history.



Years Known: 31
How They Met: At a friend's party.
Age Married: 22 & 28
Other Info: They both speak in patois 100% of the time, so it's hard to understand them sometimes. Sage speaks patois only with her parents (or if she's caught off guard/is super excited). If she ever invites you to meet them, chances are she'll have to do a bit of translating.

Lana
Age: 49
Height: 6'2
Occupation: Waitress
Candy: Dessert Kettle Corn
Fun Fact: Her hair smells and tastes delicious.

Relationship with kids:
-Sage: "Mi love mi gyal She's such an adventura mi wish she wud come home though."
-Kit: "Dis one still needs to lef di nest but him cya stay as lang as him working."

Remy
Age: 55
Height: 5'8
Occupation: Chef
Candy: Nerds Rope
Fun Fact: His hair used to look like Sage's before he went gray and his sparkles faded.

Relationship with kids:
-Sage: "Feisty just like har mada mi love dat bout har shi always ave gud energy."
-Kit: "Boy needs to lef. Mi wish Sage wudda tek him wen shi leave"


Lany Karaoke Special: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBsPMN…